Thursday, April 12, 2018

The case of Freud is an interesting one. For one, uh. Imagine being Freud. Jaw hanging out and still having to diagnose people with being really angry fags and needing to sedate themselves with his jawless mumble jumble. Getting paid a lot and having hot girls and even his daughter as his clients. Imagine his jaw dropping before even seeing them. Before even conceiving their existence.
“Where is my lower jaw?” Freud.
“Lower jaw bad for you.” Wife.
“Give me jaw NOW!” Freud.
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.” Wife.
“That crying… it reminds me of something important…” Freud.
“Freud?” Wife.
“Wife.” Freud.
“?” ?

“You are the most aggressive gay person I have ever met.”